i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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