She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
My life is pants optional.
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