So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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