real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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