in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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