I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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