Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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