got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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