I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My vagina just recognized that song.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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