There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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