it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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