have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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