I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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