hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Text me some of your sweat
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