She said her name was "party"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Farmville is her only friend.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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