I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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