we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We have started to decorate penises.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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