If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it glows. i had to have it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize