My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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