is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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