He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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