when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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