Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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