so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
