I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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