But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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