don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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