Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
cat food counts as protein by the way
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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