Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
