She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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