...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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