he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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