it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why do cheetos always look like penises
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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