Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
