just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Everything about him screamed your future.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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