What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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