And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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