I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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