We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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