He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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