Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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