3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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