alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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