ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
