he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
No subtext here. People are naked.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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