just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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