Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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