yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
one might say we're banned from that church
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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