You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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