Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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