Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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