I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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