it was like his penis was on wheels.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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