I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
