he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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