"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
