you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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