what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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